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YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT STRESS YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT STRESS, OK?
I STUMBLED ONTO A MAJOR DANGANRONPA CONSPIRACY, GUYS, HOW BOUT THAT FOR STRESSED? TOGAMI CORP IS BLEEDING HIM LIKE A STUCK PIG, GUYS, AND I GOT A PAPER TRAIL TO PROVE IT, CHECK THIS OUT:

THAT RIGHT THERE IS THE FOURTH TRIAL. NOW LET'S TALK ABOUT THE TRIAL. CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE TRIAL, PLEASE, GUYS? I'VE BEEN DYING TO TALK ABOUT THE TRIAL WITH YOU ALL DAY, OK?
"YELLOW ROSE," THIS NAME KEEPS COMING UP OVER AND OVER AGAIN. EVERY DAY THE ICONOGRAPHY REPRESENTING BOTH BYAKUYA’S REPRESSED CRUSH ON MAKOTO AND THE CAUSES OF THE UNHAPPINESS OF HIS LIFE KEEPS HAUNTING ME. YELLOW ROSE! YELLOW ROSE! I LOOK IN THE TRIAL, AND THIS WHOLE TRIAL IS YELLOW ROSE! SO I SAY TO MYSELF, "I GOTTA FIGURE THIS GUY OUT! I GOTTA GO UP TO HIS DORM AND FIGURE OUT WHY HE DESECRATED A CORPSE FOR ATTENTION! OTHERWISE, I’M GONNA MISS CRUCIAL PARTS OF HIS CHARACTER AND THEN I’LL BE A HACK!" SO I GO UP TO HIS DORM AND WHAT DO I FIND OUT, GUYS? WHAT DO I FIND OUT?!
HE’S MISSING THE DAY SAKURA DIES.
THE MAN DOES NOT EXIST, OKAY? SO I DECIDE, "OH SHIT, BUDDY, I GOTTA DIG A LITTLE DEEPER." THERE'S NO BYAKUYA? YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! I GOT BOXES FULL OF BYAKUYA!
ALL RIGHT. SO I START MARCHIN' MY WAY DOWN TO THE TRIAL ROOM AND I KNOCK ON THE DOOR AND I SAY, "MONOKUMA! MONOKUMA! I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT BYAKUYA. WHY WAS HE MISSING THE WHOLE DAY AFTER THE FIGHT WITH ASAHINA?" AND WHEN I OPEN THE DOOR WHAT DO I FIND?
HE WAS INEXPLICABLY IN THE CHEM LAB FOR “NO REASON” THE DAY SAKURA DIED BUT BEFORE ASAHINA FAKED THE SCENE!
HE WAS.
PUTTING.
POISON.
BACK IN THE CASE!
GUYS, HE’S FUCKING MISERABLE! HIS HAPPY MEMORIES ARE A GODDAMN GHOST TOWN!